zombieproof: clayton carmine - gears of war (bang bang;)
I don't think I got any sleep last night. It's fucking hard to, with all that moaning and groaning going on. My cat's been freaking out, and I can't blame her. She's never experienced something like this before.

We're lucky after the last invasion we kept a tool closet, it's been pretty effective what we've been doing to keep them out, but it doesn't seem like it's going to hold up much longer.

I just got a text from my sister. I guess the zombies haven't gotten to her neighborhood yet. I'm going to see if I can get down there. It's gotta be safer than here. My car's small, maybe I'll be able to squeeze past any abandoned cars on the interstate.

Wish me luck, I'll keep you guys posted. If the zombies don't get me.

(the zombies are coming.)
zombieproof: clayton carmine - gears of war (essential reading;)
Neighbor's dogs are barking.

Loooooooks like we're gearing up for another wave. Seems like downtown has been gutted, god knows how the electricity's still on. the zombies are starting to head out here, to the outskirts, but there's a lot of fortification down the street, not to mention huge fucking hill.

Still, the stronghold is prepped, just in case, and it's entirely likely that we may have to flee.

Sounds like the Rescue choppers are taking off.

Figures that they decide to get the people who are already frigging sick out before getting the healthy people out.

Whatever.

Also, for those of you who seem to think this is all an unfunny joke? SCREW YOU, PEOPLE DIE FROM ZOMBIES EVERY DAY. WE ARE FACING THE MOTHERFUCKING APOCALYPSE. MY FRIENDS, ARE DYING.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH IT'S GOING TO SUCK IN A YEAR WHEN THERE ARE DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE AND NO TOILET PAPER?
zombieproof: clayton carmine - gears of war (bitch please;)


Okay so the zombies are dead, and the house is barred off, for now.

Dad said that this book was a stupid investment, but it's getting us through the motherfucking apocalypse.

Cable and Internet were restored by clever trick I invented using some gum and a satellite dish from the garage.

Cat is safely indoors, and uninfected.

(PSA for the uneducated. I am a big fat liar who loves zombies. And my Flist.)

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