An innocent soul has decided to run for President.

[zombieproof]

...I dunno how it got onto this topic. but here. This is why Varis should be president.

SoulAnubis: Hello, I'm Varis, and I'd so make a better President than Kerry, as I'm not scary, and I can rant better than he can.
SoulAnubis: I'd also make a better president than Bush, because I know that 1x1 does not equal 2.

Yes.

Also....



Dear Uterus,

DIE. I HATE YOU. STOP BLEEDING AND MAKING CRAMPING MOTIONS. IT IS NOT PLEASANT, AND MAKES IT VERY DIFFICULT TO ENJOY A COMFORTABLE EVENING.

No love,
Varis.