An innocent soul just can't win.

[zombieproof]

You are the most important person in his life. He
would do anything to see you smile. Actually,
he would be the PERFECT boyfriend. Always
getting lost in your eyes, always treating you
like a princes and always saying a joke to make
you laugh your head off while he smiles at your
hysteric laughter. Yup, he is the person you
were destined to fall in love with.


What kind of boyfriend would you have?(with pics and obviously for girls^^)
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Typical.


My roommate got a phonecall from one of her friends tonight. She was too lazy to get up, so I answered it. Went something like this:

Me: "Moshi Moshi?"
Him: "...What?"
Me: *Pause* "..Er. Hello?"
Him: "..Oh. What did you say?"
Me: "..Moshi Moshi?"
Him: "...Why?"
Me: "...It's Japanese."
Him: "Oh..."
Me: "....Who are you calling for?"
Him: "...Oh. Crystal?"
Me: *Laugh* "Hang on." *hands phone to Crystal*

Then after she talked to him like... ten minutes he wanted to talk to me again. And spent the next half hour interogating me on my appearance, likes, and random other shit. He also kept telling me certain things about my personality were 'sexy.' then he proceeded to ask if he wanted him to come down this weekend to hang out with me. I declined, as I have things to do, and he REALLY is so not my type.

While I would never consider going out with this guy, it was kind of nice to be complimented. Boosted my confidance, you know? Embarassing, sure, but it seems a lot more tangible when it comes from someone who's spoken to you, rather than just seen typefaced words.

As, technically, that was the first time someone has verbally complimented my attractiveness.

It's better, in a way, I guess. I'm not attractive physically, except to the people of Gameboydia, and ususally it's only those of variety I wouldn't mix myself with. I have one very strict standard as far as my men go. You must bathe more than once a week. Breath that doesn't smell of rotting meat and fritos helps too. Use a fucking breath mint. Seriously. And showers are your friend. Soap. It isn't painful. And ususally it's a rather enjoyable experiance. Unless you're the Wicked Witch of the West.

....But yeah. I have standards. I am below the standards of most people physically, but I like to think that my personality is worth more than that.

....Okay. done being stupid and slightly vapid now.