Holiday Candygram

THE CANDY❦GRAM MEME

oho~ want to send someone a private note? Give them some candy or maybe a pretty flower? Maybe you've got something more clever up your sleeve. Tell them how much you love them or hate them (~~Or maybe even send some to yourself~~) and do it with a bit of style and perhaps a dash of anonymity.

HOW TO:
❥ POST: include character's name and canon in the header.
❥ SEND: Send the pictures, flowers, chocolates, notes, whatever your heart desires.
❥ ANSWER: Respond to the messages. React appropriately
❥ ENJOY: have fun.

Economical vocabs

ONE-WORD DESCRIPTORS

• top levels go here.

• after you've done the do, other characters comment in with one word their character thinks describes yours. is it a first impression? a deep insight into their moral fiber? something about how choice dat butt is?

• go from there.

Apples

https://xkcd.com/3180/

The experimental math department's budget is under scrutiny for how much they've been spending on trains leaving Chicago at 9:00pm traveling at 45 mph.

https://xkcd.com/3180/

Are you even a comic book/superhero movie if you don't have a teenage au?

ᴛᴇᴇɴᴀɢᴇ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ (ＡＵ) ᴍᴇᴍᴇ

There's nothing quite like your first crush developed during those formative teenage year...except, of course, when you start a tentative, testing relationship based on those feelings. Or, equally as exhilarating, dancing around the subject and ignoring all that adolescent angst and tension!

You're in for some fun, so whether you're in the right age demographic, you never really got to fit and now you've found yourself fitting the bill, or you've been thrown back into the past, make a teenage dream come true!

RULES

Comment with your character, info, and all the good stuff. If your character's a teen, you're golden. If you need to AU it, go ahead. Age down - either completely, including mental age/canonpoint, or Seventeen Again style.
Reply to others.
Be adorable.

PROMPTS

CRUSH: They're so purty UGH GIRLS ARE WEIRD. This can be requited or not.
RELATIONSHIP: It's time to sneak out and hold hands after somebody threw rocks at a window, probably.
AVOIDING THAT TENSION: On occasion, teenagers cna and will dodge a subject or act as childish as they really are, too. Pull those pigtails!

Wake up, dead man

Find Them Dying

you shoulda seen the other guy...

🩸 comment with your character. they're on the brink of death and have been unceremoniously dumped somewhere. yeah, that's all their blood...
🩹 anyone who comments is the lucky good samaritan who discovers them.
🩸 at least you'd better pray they're filled with the milk of human kindness. they could heal you, but there's always the alternative.
🩹 what if they're an angel of death who'll finish the job?

Entry tags:

tfln~

tfln wayback machine

HIT IT WITH THE ROCK

Posted by john (the hubby of Jen)

https://www.cakewrecks.com/home/hit-it-with-the-rock-2025

Thanks to Steven C., Elizabeth E., and Jennifer S. for remembering that it could always be worse.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

https://www.cakewrecks.com/home/hit-it-with-the-rock-2025

arranged marriage au

Arranged Marriage

Marriage for love is a such a modern concept. In the past, marriage was
recognised as a social contract. Unions were entered into for many
reasons: to obtain property, to unite families, to carry on a bloodline,
et cetera. Whatever the reason, congratulations, you're getting married!

How to Play:
Post with your character | fandom | and any preferences.
Be sure to mention any scenarios you are interested or not interested in playing.
Tag Others.
Be awesome to each other.
Have fun!

POSSIBLE REASONS:
STATION: You come from a royal, noble, or otherwise distinguished family who has chosen a suitable spouse for you.
FEUD: You are being married to put an end to the bitter enmity between your two families.
ECONOMICS: Your economic state and/or your station will improve through the union, though one of you may be marrying down.
EMPIRE: You and your spouse are merging your businesses and/or property to create something more influential or profitable.
TRIBUTE: You have been offered as a gift or appeasement, alternately you're the spoils of war.
BLOODLINE: Carrying on your distinguished family name has fallen to you and the equally well-bred spouse of your family's selection.
DISAPPROVAL: Your marriage has been arranged to keep you away from the person with whom you truly wish to be.

POSSIBLE SCENARIOS
FIRST MEETING: This is the very first time you're meeting your future spouse.
COURTSHIP: To get to know each other and encourage affection, your family has approved of you going on dates.
ENGAGEMENT PARTY: Be it a huge, formal affair or a small, intimate get together, you're celebrating (or pretending).
WEDDING DAY: The big day!
RECEPTION: The big party!
WEDDING NIGHT: Every meme needs a smut prompt, right?
HONEYMOON: Where will you go with your new spouse and what will you do there?

Ship/smut questions

the shippy & smutty questions meme: consoldiated

It's a question meme about love and relationships (and sex). Self-explanatory, right?

Rules:

♡ Comment with your character. If your character is underage, not sexually active, or you are simply uninterested in smut or uncomfortable with those questions, feel free to opt out! Respect preferences.
♡ Tag other characters with questions from the list you want them to answer.
♡ Answer your own questions!
♡ That's it.

( Ship questions )

( SMUT QUESTIONS )

Entry tags:

CODE ✦ EP.

« FULL CODE HERE. »

can i say something crazy?

finish that... sentence!

Another meme about judging others.

This one is as easy as they come: someone top-levels by starting a sentence, and people tag in with how they'd finish it. Examples might look like:

Love is...
My day isn't complete without...
Every relationship needs...

Sentence starters can be silly or serious. Is there a better way to get to know someone than by seeing where their mind goes? I think not!

how to play

— top-level with a statement sans an ending.

— other characters tag in with how they'd finish it. judgement and questions follow.

— that's it, nice and simple.

Bake them away, toys

I'D DATE THAT.

● comment with your character.
● others will be ~~forced~~ encouraged to admit to whether or not they'd date/find your character attractive/fall in love/if your character is their type.
● acquire amusement.

I'll steal you

The K I D N A P P E D Meme
( Read more... )

HE SEES YOU: A Holiday Horror Story

Posted by Jen

https://www.cakewrecks.com/home/he-sees-you-a-holiday-horror-story-2025

[movie announcer guy]:

This Christmas...

get ready...

for a one horse...

open...

SLAY.

"AAAIIIIEEEEE!!"

Run as fast as you can...

[insane giggling]

And don't go outside:

"ZOMBIE PENGUIN!"

And never...

"THEY'RE COMING!"

EVER...

"Oh, thank goodness we found you, Santa! ....Santa?"

"AAAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!"

...FALL ASLEEP.

"He's not real. He's not real. HE'S NOT REAL."

"He's... right behind me, isn't he?

"Great. Juuuuust great."

[child singing]

He sees you when you're sleeping

He know when you're awake

He knows if you've been bad or good,

So be good...

...OR DIE.

Thanks to Erinn M., Aymara A., Gene H., Ben & Janelle, Chandria D., Zach R., Ann H., & Shannon S., who better watch out, and they better not cry, because wusses get left behind.

******

And from my other blog, Epbot:

https://www.cakewrecks.com/home/he-sees-you-a-holiday-horror-story-2025

Fishing

https://xkcd.com/3179/

'That's definitely above the catch-and-release size minimum for planetesimals.' 'I'm going to throw it back anyway.'

https://xkcd.com/3179/

Lock up

+1 hardcore, x100 guilt

Part of the appeal of the (under)age difference kink, as in legal-aged characters being involved with those that are underage, is how absolutely taboo and fucked up it is in most cultures. Romance is nice, but let's be honest; it's messed up, even if there is a romantic element. And that's what makes it fun. This meme is for nitty, gritty, not always pretty side of underage. You can play the psychological angles of both sides, whether their actions makes the older party tormented for their decision, and all the filthy, dirty, guilty, and sexy facets this kink can offer.

But my character is a good dude and would never _____! Well, you can always say it's a moment of weakness, they didn't think, aliens made them do it, emotions made them do it - or say fuck it, it's a meme. Make them feel guilty about it later.

But my character is underage and I want them to be the older party. Age them up or play against someone younger.

( more under here + prompts )

Weekly Smoochmas

mistletoe meme 🎄💋✨

you know the drill. but just in case you don't, the festive plant that hangs around, makes puppies sick, and is a good excuse for a little kissu.

1) basic. it's a christmas party. someone thought it'd be funny. oh no, here we both are. you know what that means! ha ha. we don't have to, but i'm down. jk... unless???

2) magic. some unknown force is trapping you under this plant until tonsil hockey occurs. you don't have to like it, but you do have to play. or stand there forever, see if i care!

3) extra strength. you wouldn't want to play this silly mistletoe game, usually, only for some reason you can't quite resist. what's a little kiss? and once you start, it's just like pringles... ya it is a seasonal sex pollen what do u want from me

4) wildcard. do whatever you want babes! mistletoe but it makes you big mad for some reason. everything is normal but the plant is FAKE AND GLITTERY and that's against the spirit of things. mistletoe but it is an alternate universe in the tradition is to fight instead. mistletoe but they agree to very sedate cheek kisses cuz they're just friends. chase ur bliss 💋

Q n' a

A QUESTION FOR A QUESTION

YOU MAY KNOW EACH OTHER ALREADY - OR YOU MAY NOT. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, YOU'RE NOW PASSING THE TIME ASKING EACH OTHER QUESTIONS. IT'S A GAME! A QUESTION FOR A QUESTION. YOU START OFF ASKING YOUR OPPONENT A QUESTION OF CHOICE AND IF THEY ANSWER IT, THEY'RE ALLOWED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION IN TURN. THE RULES ARE SIMPLE, ONLY AS LONG AS YOU ANSWER THE OTHER PERSON'S QUESTIONS ARE YOU ALLOWED TO ASK QUESTIONS YOURSELF, BUT THERE IS NO EXPECTATION OF TRUTHFULNESS HERE, LIE IF YOU MUST OR WANT, JUST KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING.

How to play -
1. Comment with your character's name, fandom and preference.
2. If you want, leave a question in the comment field that your character is asking their opponent. Or don't. I'm not the cops.
3. Pick other characters to question and have fun!