I am a leaf on the wind, watch me be a retard;

[zombieproof]

okay so.

Random things Varis has taken in upon playing the first twenty minutes of RE2 over again:

- It's funny when you shoot zombies close-range with the shotgun and their top half falls off.
- Lickers still scare the crap out of me the first time you see it crawling past the window
- Leon is retarded
- Leon is not polite and concerned about zombies hearing him clunking up stairs like they clearly are in RE1 (the original, not REmake)
- This explains why in RE4 he kicks down doors and jumps out windows.
- Leon attempts to feel Claire up at least three times while telling her they need to split up, look for survivors, and get the fuck outta Raccoon.
- Wesker is marketing Teenage Rebecca porn to try and lure more hapless rookies into the RPD.
- This explains how Leon and Kevin both got in.

More developments as they occur!

Comments

[riddled.livejournal.com]

Haha, my friends and I kept commenting on Leon's kicking down doors, crashing through windows, and leaping over fences in RE4. XD

"HE'S SUCH AN ACTION HERO. LOOKATHIMGO. OLOOK HE'S GOING TO LEAP OVER IT NOW ISN'T HE. GODDAMNIT MAN WHY CAN'T YOU JUST WALK AROUND THE FENCE?"

We were amused.

[offensive.livejournal.com]

Psh. Leon S. Kennedy does not walk where he can leap!

He had to have some weird quirk, since there are very few crates to push in RE4, which is a travesty.