(no subject)

[zombieproof]

Okay so the zombies are dead, and the house is barred off, for now.

Dad said that this book was a stupid investment, but it's getting us through the motherfucking apocalypse.

Cable and Internet were restored by clever trick I invented using some gum and a satellite dish from the garage.

Cat is safely indoors, and uninfected.

(PSA for the uneducated. I am a big fat liar who loves zombies. And my Flist.)

Comments

[trinities.livejournal.com]

WELL HURRY UP

[offensive.livejournal.com]

BUT I HAVE TO PEE.

[trinities.livejournal.com]

I READ AND PEE AT THE SAME TIME

[offensive.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T DO THAT I'M NOT MULTITALENTED.

[trinities.livejournal.com]

FIRST STEP: PUT DOWN THE BOOK
SECOND STEP: DROP THE PANTS AND PANTIES
THIRD STEP: PLOP DOWN
FOURTH STEP: GRAB THE BOOK

OR IF YOU'RE REALLY GOOD, HOLD THE BOOK WITH ONE HAND AND SKIP THE FIRST STEP

[offensive.livejournal.com]

THE BOOK SAYS THAT ANIMALS CAN STILL DIE FROM IT BUT THEY WON'T ZOMBIFY.

[trinities.livejournal.com]

OKAY THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW