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[zombieproof]

Neighbor's dogs are barking.

Loooooooks like we're gearing up for another wave. Seems like downtown has been gutted, god knows how the electricity's still on. the zombies are starting to head out here, to the outskirts, but there's a lot of fortification down the street, not to mention huge fucking hill.

Still, the stronghold is prepped, just in case, and it's entirely likely that we may have to flee.

Sounds like the Rescue choppers are taking off.

Figures that they decide to get the people who are already frigging sick out before getting the healthy people out.

Whatever.

Also, for those of you who seem to think this is all an unfunny joke? SCREW YOU, PEOPLE DIE FROM ZOMBIES EVERY DAY. WE ARE FACING THE MOTHERFUCKING APOCALYPSE. MY FRIENDS, ARE DYING.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH IT'S GOING TO SUCK IN A YEAR WHEN THERE ARE DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE AND NO TOILET PAPER?

Comments

[offensive.livejournal.com]

NO.

AND I DON'T LIKE USING LEAVES, ALISON. I HAVE "ROUGHED IT" BEFORE AND I LIKE MY TWO-PLY FLUFFY CHARMIN THANK YOU.

[trinities.livejournal.com]

Well, I doubt the zombies will use all the toilet paper. We can go on a roadtrip to collect it all.

[offensive.livejournal.com]

then we can sell it to people for non-dented canned goods.

while keeping much of it for ourselves.

[impactbomb.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure once they're all dead I'll still be hopped up enough on adrenaline to steal enough toilet paper to last years from the grocery stores.