zombieproof: clayton carmine - gears of war (essential reading;)
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Neighbor's dogs are barking.

Loooooooks like we're gearing up for another wave. Seems like downtown has been gutted, god knows how the electricity's still on. the zombies are starting to head out here, to the outskirts, but there's a lot of fortification down the street, not to mention huge fucking hill.

Still, the stronghold is prepped, just in case, and it's entirely likely that we may have to flee.

Sounds like the Rescue choppers are taking off.

Figures that they decide to get the people who are already frigging sick out before getting the healthy people out.

Whatever.

Also, for those of you who seem to think this is all an unfunny joke? SCREW YOU, PEOPLE DIE FROM ZOMBIES EVERY DAY. WE ARE FACING THE MOTHERFUCKING APOCALYPSE. MY FRIENDS, ARE DYING.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH IT'S GOING TO SUCK IN A YEAR WHEN THERE ARE DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE AND NO TOILET PAPER?

Date: 2007-06-14 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] korrigan.livejournal.com
OH COME ON JUST SHOVE ME OUT THE WINDOW

... and give me a baseball bat or something

Date: 2007-06-14 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offensive.livejournal.com
well duh you can't fight the hoardes and go out with a blaze of glory without a weapon.

Date: 2007-06-14 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] korrigan.livejournal.com
a FLAMING baseball bat 8]

Date: 2007-06-14 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offensive.livejournal.com
Can totally light it on fire.

Also I hope you like Bon Jovi because I am totally going to be blasting Blaze of Glory now.

Date: 2007-06-14 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offensive.livejournal.com
God this would be the most badass movie sequence ever.

Date: 2007-06-14 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] korrigan.livejournal.com
The legless girl with the flaming baseball bat flying out the window to pwn zombies with Blaze of Glory in the background, laughing her head off?

Someone draw that plz.

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