An innocent soul has decided to run for President.

[zombieproof]

...I dunno how it got onto this topic. but here. This is why Varis should be president.

SoulAnubis: Hello, I'm Varis, and I'd so make a better President than Kerry, as I'm not scary, and I can rant better than he can.
SoulAnubis: I'd also make a better president than Bush, because I know that 1x1 does not equal 2.

Yes.

Also....



Dear Uterus,

DIE. I HATE YOU. STOP BLEEDING AND MAKING CRAMPING MOTIONS. IT IS NOT PLEASANT, AND MAKES IT VERY DIFFICULT TO ENJOY A COMFORTABLE EVENING.

No love,
Varis.

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*HUG*

I remember biology class last year, our teacher asked us if we ever felt a pain bad enough to cause us to pass out. My friend Francia raised her hand and said that she once had cramps like that, and our teacher (who was female) agreed they could be that bad.

And then, a male athlete raised his hand and said. "I don't know why girls complain so much. Cramps are not that bad!"

All of the girls on my side of the room just stared at him, and I half choked out "NOT THOSE KIND OF CRAMPS YOU NIMROD."

BUT YES. 8D LOVE.

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>< Usually they aren't nearly this bad, but for some reason the past few months, it's just been like *HAH! I REBEL AGAINST YOU!* @__@

...Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.

[everything.livejournal.com]

I never had cramps when I first started in middle school.

Then I got into high school and it turned into 'LET'S SEE HOW MUCH PAIN SHE CAN TAKE.'

The answer to everything! 8D

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@__@ Changing bodies suck.


Yes. Exactly.

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...You're mean, and I hate you.

Or something. XD

[offensive.livejournal.com]

Liar. You love me and you know it. XP