An innocent soul has decided to run for President.

[zombieproof]

...I dunno how it got onto this topic. but here. This is why Varis should be president.

SoulAnubis: Hello, I'm Varis, and I'd so make a better President than Kerry, as I'm not scary, and I can rant better than he can.
SoulAnubis: I'd also make a better president than Bush, because I know that 1x1 does not equal 2.

Yes.

Also....



Dear Uterus,

DIE. I HATE YOU. STOP BLEEDING AND MAKING CRAMPING MOTIONS. IT IS NOT PLEASANT, AND MAKES IT VERY DIFFICULT TO ENJOY A COMFORTABLE EVENING.

No love,
Varis.

Comments

[offensive.livejournal.com]

>< Usually they aren't nearly this bad, but for some reason the past few months, it's just been like *HAH! I REBEL AGAINST YOU!* @__@

...Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.

[everything.livejournal.com]

I never had cramps when I first started in middle school.

Then I got into high school and it turned into 'LET'S SEE HOW MUCH PAIN SHE CAN TAKE.'

The answer to everything! 8D

[offensive.livejournal.com]

@__@ Changing bodies suck.


Yes. Exactly.

[yesal.livejournal.com]

...You're mean, and I hate you.

Or something. XD

[offensive.livejournal.com]

Liar. You love me and you know it. XP